Write me a Limerick

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Pieceofcheese87

always in a guda mood
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Oct 28, 2013
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I would like to see the creative side of some of you, so why not write some poems?

The rules are simple: Your poem must be a limerick with the rhyme scheme A A B B A. In addition to that, the first word of your poem must be the last word in the previous poster's poem. For example if bob's post ended with the word "ever", that would be the word which I start my poem with.

Here is my contribution:

A flame set alight at the sill,
but yet through my skin was a chill.
what witchcraft is this?
I heard my dog hiss,
oh christ i've forgotten my pills.
 

Jkjkelly1

The 28th Doctor.
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Oct 27, 2013
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"Pills Here!", exclaimed Louis loudly.
"Such beautiful thrills!", he shouted proudly.
But what lurked in the night,
gave him such a big fright.
It was a tank! Standing tall and stoutly.


I like this game. Stoutly: Bulky in figure; thickest or corpulent; Fat.
 

jayneeStar

Peon
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May 25, 2016
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Stan was a man,
but not one who made plans.
This came to bite him in the arse,
When he found out his marriage was a farce.
Because his wife was a man named dan.

(not sure if i did this right)
 

SleeknFoxy

Omnipotent Bat Overlord
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Jun 20, 2014
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Dan realized that he had enough time
To not have to care when committing a crime
So the dasturdly fellow chose to rob a store
Of it's delicious and scrumptious blueberry smore.
But instead he was caught and now living in grime

I feel like my lines are a bit long but at least hey rhyme ;)
 

yeroc424

Scrum Master
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Oct 26, 2013
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Grime, jungle, and 'ardcore -
'av ganja and spin 'em dubs more.
But when sound system deploy
their brukest soundboy,
they' choons a true ketch us a bore.
 

SleeknFoxy

Omnipotent Bat Overlord
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Jun 20, 2014
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Shop all day, sleep all night
When the weekend comes, this is my fright
Bring in the food
For my household brood
And prove my selfless might
 

rebplane

Boring Turtle
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Jan 5, 2014
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Might I ask you a question
To see your expression
"Will you marry me?" I ask
Are you up to the task?
To my horror, you respond with aggression
 

Pieceofcheese87

always in a guda mood
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Motion and physics go well
But biology is where I dwell
So put your reliance
on the best wing of science
Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
 
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