Corrupt a wish

[Zatharel]

Granted! You are now very rich living with the person of your dreams in the home of your dreams. Then, you wake up realizing it was all a dream.

I wish for the corruption of this wish to be negative towards me.

 

[ElectroUnderwear]

Granted, but it's a lot worse than what you wanted.
I wish for the next person's post to not have any e's in it.

 

[IanAnth66]

Grant'd, but thurs wun in tha final word.

I wish I could hav all the swag in the worlde.

 

[ElectroUnderwear]

Granted, but nobody cares about swag anymore.
I wish I was Bruce Nolan so I could have all of God's powers (anyone seen Bruce Almighty?)

 

[Crafter]

Granted, but then Evan Almighty came out and God took his powers back and used them to help build the ark.
I wish Frank Sinatra was still alive.

 

[corygolfanatic]

Granted, but he's no longer good at singing.

I wish that The Amazing Race 3 is the best one yet!

 

[Zatharel]

Granted! You planned it out like never before, put in some amazing things, but everyone had to leave. Oh well.

I wish I could work on Giza faster.

 

[blie4]

Granted, but everything is so low-quality it is instantly placed in the valley.

I wish there were more options for rating forum posts.

Haha, as soon as I posted this my internet glitched out and this happened: http://imgur.com/SYfjKbM

 

[TheForgottenUser]

Granted, you get more negative ratings.

I wish people didn't actually let the ratings influence them.

 

[Crafter]

Granted, nobody cares about anything anymore.
I wish people cared more.

 

[TheForgottenUser]

Granted, you have no privacy.

I wish people would make wishes that weren't so easy to corrupt.

 

[Alphaesia]

Granted! You wishes are the easiest to corrupt.

I wish for Forget's most recent wish to be corrupted.

 

[ALC_awesomes]

granted but then captin sparkelz likes it

i wish i was a trillionair

 

[corygolfanatic]

Granted, but, you constantly get phone calls asking for donations and organizations come to your door and force you to give them money.

I wish to get Numberwang.

 

[MOUTHWEST]

Granted, you get Numberwang! - but Simon got it earlier, so you get Wangernumbed instead. Thanks for playing the game that simply everyone.

I wish Robin Williams wasn't dead.

 

[Alphaesia]

Granted! You are dead instead.

I wish I could understand what the word "yeroc" means.

 

[Zatharel]

Granted, now you know that it's actually corey mirrored. You hit your head on the wall knowing how obvious it was.

I wish comedians would stop dying.

 

[ElectroUnderwear]

Granted, but now they're all mentally insane.

I wish for the extinction of mosquitos.

 

[Crafter]

Granted, but it was discovered that mosquito bites were actually a cure for cancer when the components of the saliva were digested in a Jell-O like form.

I wish for more wishes

Edit: I have no idea where that mosquito thing was going.

 

[ElectroUnderwear]

Granted, but the corruptions are twice as bad.
I wish for more weirdness in the world