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Corrupt a wish

Discussion in 'Games' started by Zatharel, Feb 18, 2014.

  1. Zatharel

    Zatharel Tulip Enthusiast Op Board

    Been a while since I made one of these...
    Anyway, here is an example of how to play:
    Player 1: I wish for candy
    Player. 2: Granted, but the candy is poisoned. I wish for a pig.
    Player 3: Granted, but the pig is evil. I wish for a cat..........

    So yeah, you basically make a wish and corrupt the previous player's wish.


    I wish for a cat.
     
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  2. creeperTNTman198

    creeperTNTman198 Lord of the Creepers Greenie

    Granted, but the cat is a rotting corpse. I wish for a friend :D
     
  3. Zatharel

    Zatharel Tulip Enthusiast Op Board

    Granted, but your friend is a psycho killer and he kills your family.

    I wish for money.
     
  4. Granted, but the money is fake

    I wish for a cake
     
  5. Freakworld

    Freakworld The best user. Greenie

    Granted, but the cake is a lie.

    I wish for peace.
     
  6. creeperTNTman198

    creeperTNTman198 Lord of the Creepers Greenie

    Freak, you took mine...

    Granted, but its created by a totalitarian state

    I wish for destruction of the earth
     
  7. Granted, but it is being remade for the mice.

    I wish for a white christmas
     
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  8. Srentiln

    Srentiln minr op since Nov 2011 Op

    Granted, but the white is a sea of glue that your house is now under

    I wish for this wish not to be granted.
     
  9. Zatharel

    Zatharel Tulip Enthusiast Op Board

    Not granted, but you get left out.

    I wish for a profile picture.
     
  10. Srentiln

    Srentiln minr op since Nov 2011 Op

    granted, but the content gets you banned

    I wish for the corruption of this wish to only impact the person below me.
     
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  11. yeroc424

    yeroc424 V A P O R T S U N D E R E Op Board

    "I wish for this wish not to be granted."
    As I haven't studied Wish Theory yet (covered in MAG 125 in my university) I can only propose the following universes that may or may not be true:

    Universe 1
    Absolutely nothing happens. At first, sren feels excited because he wished for his wish not to be granted, and his wish was indeed not granted. However, you can tell by the shifting of his face that he's slowly realizing that the non-granting of the wish was not a result of his wish, but instead a natural product of his wish being bypassed. He feels bad and goes to eat a gallon of ice cream.

    Universe 2
    Absolutely nothing happens. At first, sren feels excited because he wished for his wish not to be granted, and his wish was indeed not granted. However, this was caused by his wish, and therefore his wish came true. Once his wish became true, it remained true because the required event did occur somewhere in spacetime, and a natural course resolved the potential flux state. Sren realizes his wish was fulfilled, which was sort of what he didn't want, and goes to eat a gallon of ice cream in despair.

    Universe 3
    Absolutely nothing happens in the very first moments. At first, sren feels excited because he wish for his wish not to be granted, and his wish was indeed not granted. However, this was caused by his wish, and therefore his wish came true. Once his wish became true, his wish immediately became untrue because of a strict dependence on the current state of the wish. As the wish became untrue, the cycle repeats in shrinking sub-planck time, with the wish feeding itself the reverse of its current state. As this caused a logical impossibility in the universe, this universe collapsed itself, which therefore defaults any and all scenarios to Universes 1, 2, or 4.

    Universe 4
    Absolutely nothing happens. At first, sren feels excited because he wished for his wish not to be granted, and his wish was indeed not granted. However, regardless of his wish, sren becomes horrified at the realization that he made his wish in a forum game, which only hosts supposed wishes and does not necessarily grant them. On top of that, he is playing this forum game on a minecraft server's website with a bunch of kids, whereas he is an adult that can be improving his own life out in the working world and contributing more time out there instead of getting the highest post count here. Hopefully sren likes ice cream, because he ends up eating three gallons of the stuff.


    Now, while I was typing this, two people have already posted before me...but I'm not about to remove everything I've typed. Now, I must try to respond to sren again: "I wish for the corruption of this wish to only impact the person below me."

    Wait, isn't that what I've been doing for the last half hour? Did he know what I was doing before he typed it? I tried resolving his previous wish, and only Universe 3 became corrupt, but now there's no escape from it! Oh the agony! I type so long to answer a wish that isn't mine to answer, then I get stuck with one that pinpoints me as the ruined!

    I wish ice cream had no calories, because I'm about to eat a few gallons myself. Brb ;_;
     
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  12. Your wish is granted, but you're now lactose intolerant.

    I want a friend. ;_;
     
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  13. rickyboy320

    rickyboy320 Penguin Master Op Board

    Granted, but he got famous and 'forgot' you.

    I wish for an edit of this wish after it has been corrupted
     
  14. Granted, but it was edited to the same thing. Your wish has both been granted, and its paradox prevented.

    I want people to stop calling me names like 'forgot'.
     
  15. Freakworld

    Freakworld The best user. Greenie

    Granted but they don't know what your real name is and keep claiming "I_Forgot"

    I wish I had a horse.
     
  16. yeroc424

    yeroc424 V A P O R T S U N D E R E Op Board

    Ok, and you got a horse...a large, wooden horse! Full of your worst enemies that will strike at night! (Trojan Horse)

    I wish I knew if the Collatz conjecture was true.
     
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  17. Zatharel

    Zatharel Tulip Enthusiast Op Board

    Granted, but your findings scare you enough to commit suicide.
    You have died, thank you for playing Corrupt A Wish.

    I wish for a program called "Life".
     
  18. rickyboy320

    rickyboy320 Penguin Master Op Board

    Granted:

    But the program appeared to be a shutdown.exe

    I wish a machine that calculates the exact number of pi in ten million of decimals.
     
  19. Granted, but it only calculates the next decimal if you press a button.

    I wish for Pizza.
     
  20. Your pizza has anchovies, but you have pizza (if you can call it that).

    I want an un-corrupted wish.
     

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