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Friendly Maze Name

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HatterTheMad

Peon
Greenie
May 10, 2014
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In the spirit of making our maze system more friendly, I would like to assemble a list of names for us to use to put the wayward netizens who have finally found there way to our little corner of eden at ease.

Names such as:
-The Cute Fluffy White Bunny Grinder of Death
-The Amazingly Happy Happy Void of Eternal Despair
 

awkward_hamster

Active Player
Greenie
Jan 4, 2014
215
164
I would like to propose:
-The Happy Hippos Play Pit of Bloodshed and Tears
-The Rainbow Valley Jump Map (Now with added murder and suffering)
 

MOUTHWEST

Custom title
Greenie
Oct 26, 2013
632
586
My favorite series is the Getaway Worldwide Vacation Adventure collection of maps.

Getaway Worldwide Vacation Adventure: Camping in Auschwitz
Getaway Worldwide Vacation Adventure: Flying Through NYC
Getaway Worldwide Vacation Adventure: Three Thumbs Up in Chernobyl
 

DistinctMadness

Old Green
Greenie
Nov 2, 2013
664
271
I heard chernobyl is really nice this time of year.

Here are my poor attempts:
The beauty of floating endlessly through space; Nude version

The amazing colors of the dress:
Black and blue edition

The amazing colors of the dress:
White and gold dlc
 

Srentiln

minr op since Nov 2011
Administrator
Oct 28, 2013
2,023
1,068
How about...

A stroll through the Monkshood

Tasting of the White Snakeroot milk

Blowing the Angel's Trumpet


(If you don't get the names, they are three of the world's deadliest flowers)
 

Zatharel

Другар
Administrator
Board
Nov 5, 2013
2,035
1,654
Perhaps some of my Balkan humor will work...

-Exploring the Crowded Macedonian Villages
-Swimming in the Middle of the Black Sea.
-Killing the Tyrant (no offense intended to any countries involved in Balkan War I, but come on it's a ridiculously funny poster)

I could also make references to the dozens of wars (oh I'm sorry, military conflicts, not wars) and bombings that have happened (mostly because of our own stupidity), but that's just overdoing it.
For those who didn't get it:
-Macedonian villages are almost entirely empty, because all villagers are in the capital city.
-Recently there have been rocket exercises in the Black Sea by NATO and Russia.
-This should explain it.
 

nahfackler

Peon
Aug 8, 2014
483
39
Hmm....

I Know!

A Race From the Black Widow's Nest
A Swim Away from the Box Jellyfish
A Hop Away from the Poison Dart Frog

Please Note: I don't have my Ipad back yet, but I snuck onto my bro's computer so don't be mad If I don't reply
 
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