Corrupt a wish

[creeperTNTman198]

Granted, but I just keep corrupting my own wishes for months on end non-stop
I have died, please thank me for playing Corrupt A Wish

I wish that I wasn't having the computer output 5000 very long decimal numbers that should create the first 5000 digits of pi because of my incompetence as a programer -_-

 

[MeisterXehanort]

Granted. Your PC crashes while trying to divide pi by zero, though.

I wish my headaches would stop.

 

[Zatharel]

Granted, but now you have stomachaches.

I wish for a tree like the one on the right side of this page.

 

[halex44]

You're now colorblind and all tomato's are blue to you.

I wish for easier understanding of ftb - cause we're back baby!

WOOHOO THEYRE BACK BABYY

 

[rickyboy320]

WOOHOO THEYRE BACK BABYY

You have been killed by the matrix since you never corrupted the wish and never wished, you have succesfully put an end to this game. Thanks for playing everyone!

I wish no wish, since the game has ended.

 

[Srentiln]

Well, the game is still going

I wish I knew what to wish for

 

[Zatharel]

Granted, but you forgot.

I wish for a new keyboard.

 

[skyerzz]

Granted. Its a model stuck on the 'cat' setting, with every key (black or white) you touch, it makes a 'meow'. You can't seem to find how to connect it to your computer either.

I wish for more (good) luck

 

[Srentiln]

Granted, but your luck is good for everyone other than you

I wish for all you can eat tacos

 

[halex44]

You wished for all you can eat tacos, but you spend your whole life with an emptiness after you sat in dejection and sadness after no tacos came. Your wife left you after you spent hours screaming into the night, an image of tacos emblazoned in your mind. You lost your job after you stopped showing up, spending all your time sulking at home with no tacos. After you were evicted, you are strewn on the pavement in an alleyway and you look back at your life and as you feel yourself succumbing to the elements, you wish you had never wished for tacos because you knew in your heart that the game had actually ended. You have died in humiliation and worthlessness, thank you for playing corrupt a wish.

 

[MOUTHWEST]

Halex, you really suck at this. Your goal is to grant the wish and have it corrupted. Not giving sren his tacos is him not getting his wish.

I wish people knew how to play this game :/

 

[halex44]

Granted, but I can't read.
I wish yeroc would be honest with himself and everyone else and announce it when he is present on the server and eavesdropping on conversations about forum threads.

 

[DistinctMadness]

granted but yeroc isn't yeroc424 therefore yeroc424 stays the same
I wish pizza was healthier than it is

 

[MOUTHWEST]

yeroc424 has banned halex44 - Granted, but banned for disrespecting my privacy.

I wish for global domination!

 

[halex44]

gg

 

[TheForgottenUser]

I think somebody has a frowny face.

I wish for halex to calm down a little bit.

 

[MOUTHWEST]

I wish someone would grant distinct's previous wish

 

[Mr_Destructo69]

Granted, but pizza becomes too healthy and is soon detested like broccoli.

I wish for a golden ticket to Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory.

 

[corygolfanatic]

Granted but upon entering the factory, you realize that the oompa loompas are actually dwarf zombies trying to eat you. As you travel through the rooms you see disgusting things that have happened, human sacrifice room, corpse piles, zombie animals trapped in cages, waiting to be released. You still haven't seen Willy Wonka, but you come across an area marked "Willy Wonka's Room". You decide to walk in and there he is, plump as you could be, devouring your entire family, included extended family.

I wish that I could go to the Imagine Dragons concert again.

 

[Zatharel]

Granted, but this time I'm there too. Better run!

I wish for 1 bitcoin.