Corrupt a wish

[Srentiln]

granted, time has stopped

I wish I had control over the outcome of a wish that someone else corrupts

Edit: my thought to be added there:

and I won $400 million in the lottery XD

 

[DistinctMadness]

granted (add your thought here). But when you try to corrupt it it breaks your computer and it explodes knocking you out and setting your house on fire. You get out in time but all your hair was singed off and now you'll never get a date to the prom, which is tomorrow.

I wish that corruption wasn't so convoluted

 

[Zatharel]

Granted, now it's even more convoluted.

I wish for a 10 point map.

 

[skyerzz]

Granted, its that hard you cant complete it. You decide to hack your way through it and get banned from the server. 2 days later you jump off the bridge because you cant live withour minr. Thank you for playing Corrupt a Wish, you have died.

I wish that whished wishes made sense

 

[Srentiln]

Granted, but they only make sense to those in an insane asylum

I wish for the power to bend the will of others to my whim.

 

[Zatharel]

Granted, but it's a 10 day trial of "Control Dem Peoplez". Please pay 1 million dollars for a 1 month membership.

I wish for a purple name on minr.

 

[MeisterXehanort]

Granted. It means "banned from playing parkour maps and freebuild. Have a nice life at the spawn and museum!"

I wish I had lag generator that would allow me to glitch through everything in every online game.

 

[Srentiln]

Granted, you're banned from all online games

I wish...you know what? I DON'T wish

 

[rickyboy320]

If you didn't wish there's nothing to corrupt, since you never wished you didn't wish, you never wished.

I wish that srentipn srentiln* DID wish

 

[Srentiln]

granted, but I had wished that you didn't wish that I had wished

I wish I could actually pronounce my screen name properly XD

 

[creeperTNTman198]

Granted, but its pronounced "creeperTNTman198." You are just really bad at spelling
I wish for summer vacation to be here

 

[ElectroUnderwear]

Granted, but you still have to do 432123409890 book reports on books with 1000 or more pages

I wish for the answer to life, the universe, and everything multiplied by zero thousand and cheese (plus square times purple)

EDIT: And after adding that to a bajillion and three, divide it all by the awesomeness of Harry Potter and Percy Jackson combined. Since you divided by infinity, you should end up with nothing.

 

[rickyboy320]

Sorry something went wrong, Harry Potter & Percy Jackson combined is a zero. You didvided by zero, I'm sorry, but you crashed the answer.

I wish for a potatoshooter

 

[creeperTNTman198]

Granted, it shoots you in the face
I wish my computer had infinite battery life

 

[skyerzz]

Granted, but its stuck at this page.

I wish for more random youtube videos to watch

 

[Srentiln]

Granted, but they were made by me XD

I wish I could see the look on yeroc's face right now....

 

[Zatharel]

Granted, but you still have to do 432123409890 book reports on books with 1000 or more pages

I wish for the answer to life, the universe, and everything multiplied by zero thousand and cheese (plus square times purple)

EDIT: And after adding that to a bajillion and three, divide it all by the awesomeness of Harry Potter and Percy Jackson combined. Since you divided by infinity, you should end up with nothing.

42.

Anyway back to the game.
Granted, but he's smiling

I wish to move to Sydney.

 

[Srentiln]

Granted, but the part you move to looks nothing like the pictures Chillers took

I wish to have a perfect BS detector.

 

[ElectroUnderwear]

Harry Potter & Percy Jackson combined is a zero.

What. Did. You. Just. Say?!?!?! AVADA KEDAVRA!!!!!!

Back to the game:
Granted, but it detects LITERAL bs.
I wish for someone to realize why the best thing in the history of the world happened exactly thirteen years ago.

 

[Srentiln]

Granted, the fact that the milleneum doomsday talkers were proven wrong once and for all definitely was the best thing

I wish this tablet was more reliable