- Oct 26, 2013
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Granted, but you still fell to me.
I wish this stupid 1.8 update didn't let people change their name.
I wish this stupid 1.8 update didn't let people change their name.
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Corrupt a wish
- Thread starter Zatharel
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- Nov 4, 2013
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Granted, it changes their name for them.
I wish for people who read this to go try out the computer game Polygon Apocalypse. (it's not the type you pay for, it's just the type that's on typical game sites.)
I wish for people who read this to go try out the computer game Polygon Apocalypse. (it's not the type you pay for, it's just the type that's on typical game sites.)
- Thread starter
- #483
- Nov 5, 2013
- 2,035
- 1,654
Granted, no one likes it.
I wish for a big teddy bear.
I wish for a big teddy bear.
- Nov 2, 2013
- 914
- 249
Granted, but it eats you and your house
I wish for death to be painless
I wish for death to be painless
- Nov 2, 2013
- 552
- 257
Granted, you are tortured for infinity now.
I wish for chocolate.
I wish for chocolate.
- Thread starter
- #486
- Nov 5, 2013
- 2,035
- 1,654
Granted, you are now too fat to walk.
I wish for a ton of real gold.
I wish for a ton of real gold.
- Nov 2, 2013
- 664
- 271
granted but it crushes
I wish for a dog
I wish for a dog
- Nov 4, 2013
- 906
- 232
Granted, but it steals your socks almost as much as mine does.
I wish for the end without a beginning.
I wish for the end without a beginning.
- Oct 28, 2013
- 2,023
- 1,068
Granted, you're in a "Steady State" universe that has always existed but will be destroyed by the coalescing of black holes.
I wish for one hundred billion dollars *puts pinky to corner of mouth*
I wish for one hundred billion dollars *puts pinky to corner of mouth*
- Nov 2, 2013
- 914
- 249
Granted, but your in the 1960's and no one has that kind of money. Hint: wish for 1 million dollars 
I wish I didn't have english projects that involve teaching
I wish I didn't have english projects that involve teaching
- Oct 27, 2013
- 1,062
- 491
Granted, now you have to learn for hours and still don't get better grades.
I wish for someone to eat Apple.
I wish for someone to eat Apple.
- Thread starter
- #492
- Nov 5, 2013
- 2,035
- 1,654
Granted, the same person ate you.
You have been eaten, thank you for playing Corrupt A Wish.
I wish for 2 cups of tea.
You have been eaten, thank you for playing Corrupt A Wish.
I wish for 2 cups of tea.
- Nov 3, 2013
- 386
- 180
Granted, but you're allergic to the tea bags and your face swells up into a blob.
I wish for Mew-Genics (The 2nd game by the guys who made SMB) to come out.
I wish for Mew-Genics (The 2nd game by the guys who made SMB) to come out.
- Nov 2, 2013
- 664
- 271
granted but you hate it so you wasted your money
I wish for blie to calm the frick down about mew genics
I wish for blie to calm the frick down about mew genics
- Thread starter
- #495
- Nov 5, 2013
- 2,035
- 1,654
Granted, now he's going on about something else.
I wish I could skin good.
I wish I could skin good.
- Apr 21, 2014
- 1,581
- 934
The Universe does not recognize the term "skin good" and deletes you from history forever,
- Thread starter
- #497
- Nov 5, 2013
- 2,035
- 1,654
Game input terminated, you didn't post a wish, nor did you say Granted,
Creating a random wish:
I wish to climb the highest mountain.
- Oct 27, 2013
- 1,062
- 491
Granted, but then you realize there is actually an even higher mountain: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mauna_Kea
I wish for more broken wishes.
I wish for more broken wishes.
- Thread starter
- #499
- Nov 5, 2013
- 2,035
- 1,654
Granted, there are too many, and the thread gets locked.
I wish people would actually read the FAQ.
I wish people would actually read the FAQ.
- Nov 18, 2013
- 2,302
- 1,828
They do, but they don't remember it, which results in: YES I KNOW, I READ FAQ YOU ... LET ME PLAY MY GAME!
I wish for a random event to happen on minr. TAR Anyone? Piece? No?
I wish for a random event to happen on minr. TAR Anyone? Piece? No?
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