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Corrupt a wish

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HatterTheMad

HatterTheMad

Peon
Greenie
May 10, 2014
33
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Granted, but it's only me.

I wish I knew how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood.
 
corygolfanatic

corygolfanatic

Panther Guitar Player
Greenie
Oct 26, 2013
544
398
Granted, but it's an absurd amount of wood that should not be chucked by any wood chuck who could chuck wood.

I wish for college.
 
jagman77

jagman77

Killer of Very Large Horses
Greenie
Oct 27, 2013
338
157
Granted, enjoy your position as assistant vice janitor at the college of your choice.

I wish PC components weren't so expensive.
 
SleeknFoxy

SleeknFoxy

Omnipotent Bat Overlord
Greenie
Jun 20, 2014
348
117
Granted, but you don't have enough money to buy them at the new lower cost.

I wish I could stop procrastinating.
 
Bobtheblob

Bobtheblob

A Very Blobby Blob, That Happens To Be Called Bob.
Greenie
Feb 1, 2014
177
60
Granted, but the highly random and improbable event ends up bieng an asteroid from space landing on you.
I wish something awesome would happen to me.
 
MOUTHWEST

MOUTHWEST

Custom title
Greenie
Oct 26, 2013
632
586
Granted. You stop smiling after you realize you've been laughing about bob's misfortune at his own funeral for two hours, surrounded by his own family and friends. What an insensitive fool you are.

I wish my cousin didn't kick the tiny dog today.
 
halex44

halex44

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Greenie
Nov 6, 2013
296
234
Granted, he decides to suplex-RKO combo it and subsequently deliver a stone cold stunner, TKO'ing the tiny dog. RIP

I wish i could connect to ftb
 
Alphaesia

Alphaesia

Maze Connoisseur
Administrator
Apr 21, 2014
1,581
934
Granted, but it filled with bots.
I wish you hadn't just beaten me to posting.
 
jagman77

jagman77

Killer of Very Large Horses
Greenie
Oct 27, 2013
338
157
Granted, yeet everyone else starts

I wish this thread wouldnt continue beyond the 40th page
 
Alphaesia

Alphaesia

Maze Connoisseur
Administrator
Apr 21, 2014
1,581
934
Granted, but every other thread does.
I wish this thread would continue beyond the 40th page.
 
HatterTheMad

HatterTheMad

Peon
Greenie
May 10, 2014
33
52
Granted, but i'ts all super HD pictures of you from that camera hidden in your shower.

I wish I could type better.
 
nahfackler

nahfackler

Peon
Aug 8, 2014
483
39
Granted, but then the English/typing teacher catches you and places you on Independent school suspension.

I wish I could skip the last four days of school
 
Alphaesia

Alphaesia

Maze Connoisseur
Administrator
Apr 21, 2014
1,581
934
Granted, but you do them immediatly after

I wish that I had more time to type this wish.
 
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nahfackler

nahfackler

Peon
Aug 8, 2014
483
39
What is your wish Mr. Creeper?

If you won't tell me then it isn't granted....

I wish that I do not get flooded this week

( I am in the US....) And then they show Houston Texas which is the 4th largest city in the US and it is FLOODED....

Please Pray....
 
Zatharel

Zatharel

Другар
Administrator
Board
Nov 5, 2013
2,035
1,654
nahfackler said:
What is your wish Mr. Creeper?

If you won't tell me then it isn't granted....

I wish that I do not get flooded this week

( I am in the US....) And then they show Houston Texas which is the 4th largest city in the US and it is FLOODED....

Please Pray....
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Granted, but every other place is flooded. (also I sincerely hope nothing bad happens to you, but if I were you I'd prepare for a flood just in case.)

I wish I had the money to buy Cylne.
 
nahfackler

nahfackler

Peon
Aug 8, 2014
483
39
Granted, but when you did get the funds, the Cylne wasn't being sold anymore.

I wish for a safe summer for everyone....
 
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