Corrupt a wish

[Alphaesia]

Granted, you have problems with potato scratches.
I wish I could meet PotatOS.

 

[SleeknFoxy]

Granted, but it is only a replica.

I wish I could draw better.

 

[nahfackler]

Granted, but now everyone demands more sketches than you can draw.

I wish It was cooler in Texas

 

[HatterTheMad]

Granted, Texas is now part of Canada. You can't get any cooler than being Canadian.

I wish I knew whether to be or not to be.

 

[Alphaesia]

Granted, but now you can't decide whether to die, or not to die.
I wish we had a new HC sign.

 

[rmanimal]

Granted, but now greenies are getting banned due to it being so crappy it looks like the FFA sign
I wish I could eat anything

 

[Zatharel]

Granted, you've eaten yourself.

I wish I could finish building the Eiffel Tower faster.

 

[DistinctMadness]

Granted, but now it looks really bad. Way to go

I wish for a 5 on my AP exam

 

[nahfackler]

Ha, granted, but then the grader made a mistake and you had to retake the test

I wish for good grades on the Iowa Test of Basic Skills

 

[corygolfanatic]

Granted but you do poorly in any test that involves advanced skills.

Deseo que yo puedo hablar inglés.

 

[blie4]

Concedido, pero usted no puede hablar español más. (Thanks Google Translate)

I wish for ALL THE AMIIBO.

 

[Alphaesia]

Granted, but Nintendo stop supporting them and they become worthless pieces of junk.
I wish I could be the 100th poster on this thread.

 

[rmanimal]

Granted, but you are unhappy and want to be the 101st poster on this thread
I wish to own a Pokemon game.

 

[Zatharel]

Granted, it gets boring within 24 hours.

I wish zero had as much players as this thread has posters.

 

[nahfackler]

Granted, but now the server is kicking people because it says "Server Full."

I wish it wasn't cold in Alaska

Yes people I am going to Alaska and Hi people who live in Canada

 

[ElectroUnderwear]

Granted, now you get heat stroke.
I wish for page 42 (this page) to last forever. #42FTW

 

[nahfackler]

Granted, but then this page would be Super long and no one would reply.

I wish that We would win Against ISIS

Yes people, I am going with the World problems

 

[DistinctMadness]

Granted, but another group forms directly after (Which is basically how ISIS came to be)

I wish people were more knowledgeable on world issues

Also I don't like how you implied we're all American cause you said we which is just wrong since its pretty much only America fighting in the middle east

 

[Zatharel]

(on the note of ISIS, nothing much will happen if it is beaten. There will just be a new group within 2-3 months.)

Granted, but that still doesn't help the world progress any further.

I wish Drones would come out faster.

 

[jagman77]

Granted, but skynet.

I wish marvel would make movies faster.