Corrupt a wish

[Drahmee]

Granted, but then everything becomes shades of grey.

I wish that I had more time to play Minecraft.

 

[frogbreath1]

Granted, but you are only allowed to play 1 hour then you have to afk the entire day...
Oh wait...

I wish that I could watch the bee movie

 

[Alphaesia]

Granted, but you are only allowed to play 1 hour then you have to afk the entire day...
Oh wait...

I wish that I could watch the bee movie

Granted, but it isn't "A" quality.
I wish for less pizza.

 

[ElectroUnderwear]

Granted, but now your life has no purpose. Didn't think that through too well, did you?
I wish I wasn't on the forums 5 minutes before my bus comes.

 

[rebplane]

Granted, but you miss your bus anyways and have to walk to school.

I wish that I was a better reader.

 

[frogbreath1]

Granted, But you start to read too much and quit minr.

I wish my memes were danker

 

[picklesthecheeta]

Granted, but than the dankness overflows. We cannot stop it!

I wish I had leet haxor skillz.

 

[frogbreath1]

Granted, But you get banned from minr

Someday when im older I will find a small child sitting in a gutter. And to say to him "Hi little boy." and for him to join me on my quest to camelot. We will evenly divide the food up so we can last up to 2 weeks and we get on our way. On the way we run into many random people who decide to help us in our quest to find the holy grail. Finally, we rack up about 30 people and we arrive at the nest of the killer rabbit. It's a horrible fight. Men falling left and right. The only people that make it are me, the boy, and Titus my 2nd best friend (Next to Jordan) who is missing his left ankle. We leave him behind. On we go into the cave and we find a giant beast! We must run and I fall. I see him running out of the cave missing one of his shoes. I lay there hearing the beast inch closer and closer. My wish is the boy makes it out safely and finds the holy grail.

 

[Zombie]

Granted,
But you were in a dream.

I wish for more avatar the last airbender

 

[frogbreath1]

Granted, But it soon becomes as bad as the movies were

I wish it wasnt a dream...

 

[Zombie]

Granted but you're in inception.

I wish I had no school tommorow.

 

[frogbreath1]

Granted, But you can't use your ez bake oven the entire day.

I wish Zimbabwe would notice me

 

[Jsnick]

Granted, but Zimbabwe won't reply back.

I wish for a new computer.

 

[frogbreath1]

Granted, But they delivery guy switches it out for a ham sandwich.

I wish to be on page 57 of CAW

 

[Zombie]

Granted but you can only see that page for the rest of eternity.

I wish to be the first wish on page 50

 

[frogbreath1]

Granted, but the number 50 turns to 49

I wish for a purple crayon

 

[nahfackler]

GRANTED, but the crayon turned out to be an eraser.

I wish MINR MAFIA would begin again.

 

[Zombie]

Granted, but it would be the last one ever.

I wish my chemistry homework was done.

 

[frogbreath1]

Granted, but its done wrong and you get kicked out of school.

I wish for 50 pages on the corrupt a wish

 

[picklesthecheeta]

Granted but it's me.
I wish for a better wish.