Corrupt a wish

[MOUTHWEST]

Granted, but when you learn trigonometry, it'll be extremely difficult because you've dumbed down your geometric background.

I wish the person below me posted a wish about the person above me.

 

[MeisterXehanort]

Granted, but the person below me will somether you with his/her wish.

I wish CreeperTNTman would grant this wish.

 

[Srentiln]

Grant....well, not really

I wish packsofpages would get on the forums more often so I can ask if he's up for paintball this saturday


seriously, though, if anyone sees packs online today/tomorrow, tell him sren has a pm for him here

 

[MeisterXehanort]

Granted, but you get defeated at paintball by him.

I wish the person below will be exploded by a creeper.

 

[skyerzz]

Granted, but i was in god mode, and at your home. errr sorry bout that.

I wish for time

 

[rickyboy320]

Granted, but you were afk.

I wish for a wish that uncorrupts all previous wishes, whilst corrupting this one and then reversing again, which will cause the world in am endless loop.

 

[halex44]

Granted, but unfortunately because your wish wishes that your wish was corrupted and then uncorrupted, since the wish already becomes corrupted the part about uncorrupting actually has no effect, rendering the wish not only corrupt but also resulting in the recorruption of all previous wishes due to the fact that your wish is corrupt.

I wish for my wish to have never been wished.

 

[rickyboy320]

Done.. never wished... so am I done now? Suppose not, cause it isn't corrupted yet.. Well you wished it again and ehm... that made it never wished again... dangit. I suppose you got to stop wishing now, cause your brain would explode by wishing that much.. every yottasecond.. really you're wishing too much. Stop already!

(TL;DR You wished a wish that you wish has never been wished, but the wish was been corrupted before it has been granted and turned into a wish that gave you a wish. (As a payback)).


Wtf did I just say... em I wish I never corrupted halex's wish.

 

[halex44]

Granted, because according to the laws of space and time, you didn't.

I wish for a bag of chocolate chips.

 

[rickyboy320]

The guy that gave it to you coudln't count and gave you only one.

I wish a spaceship.

 

[creeperTNTman198]

Granted, but its run by a robot named HAL that doesn't open the pod bay doors for you and kills your partners who are in cryosleep

I wish for fire

 

[Srentiln]

granted, it's a ghost fire

Unseen to the eyes but it plays in your heart
It scorches from inside just as it haunts...

I wish for the coalescence of ALL the black holes in the universe

 

[rickyboy320]

Granted, sadly if you try your new superpower you will explode.

EDIT:

Sadly the effect gets sucked up in the
matrix.

I wish for a tomato.

 

[MeisterXehanort]

Granted but you get a fruit of Tomacco instead.

I wish I was the owner of What'sApp.

 

[rickyboy320]

Sadly What'sApp got bought over and you ain't it anymore. Neither did you receive the money.

I wish I got a privilege noone else has.

 

[Zatharel]

Granted, but the privilege is taken away from you by a god.

I wish for the ability to avoid fall damage.

 

[Srentiln]

Granted, sadly if you try your new superpower you will explode.

Wha...? I didn't ask for a superpower...


Granted, but it's only in Portal

I wish for this wish to not make sense to the next person.

 

[skyerzz]

Granted.. but i understood it.. i think.

I wish for a Fat-tailed_dunnart.

 

[MeisterXehanort]

Your wish will be granted, in 2090, that is.

I wish for lots of toothpaste.

 

[Zatharel]

Granted, but you forgot your toothbrush.

I wish for an invite to a new build team.