Corrupt a wish

[ElectroUnderwear]

Granted, but then I murdered you for not wanting to be random.
I wish for that one thing

 

[Srentiln]

Granted, but you never got that thing I sent you

I wish for decent animation to return

 

[rickyboy320]

It returned in a tryhard moneymaker form, and it wasn't decent anymore...

I wish some things in history didn't happen.

 

[creeperTNTman198]

Granted, and now the world is a dystopia with you as a potato
I wish for a high level of programing skill

 

[Srentiln]

Granted, it's in Basic, which is pretty much only used to make programs for graphing calculators and is quickly being pushed out of use there as well/

I wish to know the ultimate question to which the ultimate answer is 42

 

[MeisterXehanort]

Granted, but you soon realize that there is no question and that this all was one big evil joke by Douglas Adams.

I wish for a set of playing cards.

 

[Zatharel]

Granted. But it has One Direction on it.

I wish to be a whitie again.

 

[henniboy321]

Granted, but you can never become blue or higher again
I wish for a cola

 

[rickyboy320]

Granted, it was infected by a parasite, if you'd drink it a plant would grow out of your head.

I wish for a frisbee

 

[MeisterXehanort]

Granted, but it hits your head. You're dead, thanks for playing Corrupt a Wish!

I wish I hat a had.

EDIT: Oh my god this typo xD

 

[Zatharel]

Granted, but the had you hat has spikes on it.

I wish to learn a new language.

 

[creeperTNTman198]

Granted, but as a television, you are only able to show english channels. This causes you to teach the next generation of people the wrong way to speak english as you are focusing on speaking the other language, making you single handedly responsible for the end of english.
I wish to be more concise

 

[rickyboy320]

Granted, but since you are so concise people don't get what you mean.

I wish to be more concrete

 

[creeperTNTman198]

Granted, but now you also cant tell the truth
I wish I could learn to play Smash well

 

[halex44]

Granted, but after long years of hard work and training, your family, horrified by your rampant obsession, leaves you, you grow old and weak from hours spent practicing, and as you lie at your death bed only somewhat good at smash you look back at your life and think "Was it worth it?" while in fact it was not. You have died, thank you for playing corrupt a wish.

I wish for 6 gumdrops and a slightly worn Hawaiian shirt.

 

[ElectroUnderwear]

Granted, but the gumdrops are hard and the Hawaiian shirt is 9 sizes too big.
I wish for a freeze ray

 

[Kaddekes]

granted, but you get captured by the Batman!

I wish i was Batman

 

[corygolfanatic]

Granted, but Robin is on the verge of death.

i wish winter would stay forever.

 

[Zatharel]

Granted, but Robin is a homosexual.

' a bit offensive to some people?

Granted, but you freeze to death.
You have died, thank you for playing Corrupt A Wish.

I wish for 0 points.

 

[rickyboy320]

Granted but since you got 0 points, you couldn't possibly be a blue+ so you get degraded to a whitie.

I wish I never wished no wish