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Then I tripped and pierced my esophagus with a small stone and slowly but surely died from loss of blood.
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Never ending story
- Thread starter Zatharel
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- Oct 28, 2013
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But that was the story of a monkey named Fred.
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Who soon realized that he can't die when he's already in hell.
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And let me tell you, Hell Michigan is cold in the winter.
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Then, Fred the monkey hear a magical voice!
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but as i realized that none of this could be possible, since i never knew a monkey named fred that could talk, and so maybe, just maybe, i was still in that dream, except one i couldn't get out of, ever.
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Then I woke up. (fail)
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But then I hit my head, and got knocked out.(win)
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And it really looked like I couldn't get out, everytime I woke up I lost conciousness...
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So the next time I woke up I quickly shot myself
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But that was a dream too and I woke up once again.
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In desperation to stay awake this time, I dumped a bucket of water on my head.
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New Fish
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But then I realized so I was a witch, and slowly melted.
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But then I used a potion of healing!
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The potion of healing put me into a different dimension...
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Tacos, chalupas, and gorditas were sold from vending machines.
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Every single person, including women had mustaches.
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And Colin Mochrie was the Prime Minister of Canada.
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But then, I slowly begin to realize that I'm not actually in Canada...
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And that a Wallaby named Rocko was running the local comic book store.
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