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But my head didn't explode, not it looked like a slimeblock, it just bounced the dumbbell back up!
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Never ending story
- Thread starter Zatharel
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- Oct 28, 2013
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Only, it was a balloon, so it did not hurt.
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but sadly there was no escaping the the 1000 pound weight so i accepted my inevitable fate and laid down waiting to destroyed by the weight
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But as it went up for the last time I could take it it magically knocked against the pole that was hanging out of the window and changed it's route.
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Instead of landing on me, it landed on the hands of a fellow by the name of DistinctMadness.
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"I was the one who saved you from limbo" he said, "i did not save you just to die!"
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- Nov 5, 2013
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He then /slap 'd me, and I started to cry.
- Oct 28, 2013
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Then I remembered I was wearing my power boots, so I kicked him to the other side of the street.
- Nov 18, 2013
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But the street appeared to be endless and he just kept flying!
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- #190
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So I called my friend frekworld, and we ran away together!
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To put it lightly, I was lucky that frekworld ran in front of me, because he fell in a hole which I just barely missed!
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It turned out to be a hole made by Aperture Science.
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the end
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Is what you say when there is an end, but this here is a never ending story.
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The hole was three meters deep.
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- #196
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and 2 miles long.
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I tried to pull my friend back up.
- Oct 28, 2013
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But my lunch came up instead.
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It was interesting to see my lunch and not my friend but then i realized that my lunch WAS my friend
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I cried.
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